Booger pockets

Never knew these existed, but apparently Max has a booger pocket located on the side of his bed, and one night he warned mom that she almost put her foot "in his booger pocket."  That's gross man.  But funny nonetheless.

an oldie but a goodie

You know that song, "People Are Crazy," (God is Great, Beer is Good, and People are Crazy.)  We wer putting the boys to bed one night, and this song was on, and as it get's to the chorus, NCJ in perfect timing changes the lyric "people are crazy" with "mommy's been drinkin'".  She hadn't been, but damn this was funny!